What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Watch me, pop!
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which office space loves to cut corners?