Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?