Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the mime upset?
What birds make average students?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?