What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How do scientists freshen their breath?