What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?