Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?