Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?