How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What was the first animal in space?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Do you have the best ceiling?