How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do you arrest a pig?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do bees gossip?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do baseball players love bowling?