Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What does the sun drink out of?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do fairies always drink?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you get a country girl to like you?