How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the robot want for Christmas?