How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you organize a space party?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?