What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do birds threaten one another?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do cows like to dance to?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do frogs get to work?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?