What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How did the toad die?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?