What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
It's Crowded!
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do rhinos charge?