What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's a forklift?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do sheep say when they're in love?