What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?