What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
By dirt bike.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?