Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
I'm not a bad putter.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do amoebas make calls?