What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Some poor horse is walking around town in his socks
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?