What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?