Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
When does a horse talk?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What dog never pays attention in class?