Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do bees chew?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
How does a witch play loud music?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Bears love exotic cars.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do all the planets get along?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?