What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.