What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?