What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?