What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How does dinner smell?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?