What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did one plate say to the other?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the fish blush?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?