What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the bee sad?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?