What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?