Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How does dinner smell?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's E.T. short for?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?