Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What math figure is also in the band?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?