Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why is the beach so confident?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How is life like toilet paper?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?