Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?