Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
Which is the worst season?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is blue and not heavy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the friendliest pen?