What math figure is also in the band?
A symbol.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why is furniture so generous?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a sad latte?