Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?