Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?