Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is winter considered holy?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?