What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What animal floats best?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do you make a bandstand?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?