What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
I feel like a million bucks!
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?