What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do math teachers eat?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?