Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?