Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Yellowcard.
What do you call stolen cheese?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?