What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What condiment has wings?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?