What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?