What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?