What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Families are like fudge.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?