Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How does a squid go into battle?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How do frogs get to work?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?