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Because they're always a little green.
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Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
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What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
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Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?