What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?