What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?