What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?