What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Did you take the patient's temperature?