How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cloud date the fog?