What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the friendliest pen?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?