Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Pierce Brosnan.
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?