How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Where do pigs learn magic?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How was the wedding?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does winter fat turn into?