Why was the artichoke so generous?
It had a big heart!
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?