What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Steppe-brothers.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?