What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?