What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How is cat food sold?
Surprise!!!!
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?