What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Do dads always snore?
What do jokesters study in college?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?