What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Squeal of fortune!
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?