What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?