What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What says: oom oom oom?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do two skunks argue?