How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What table can you never sit at?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?