How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?