Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What game do mice love to play?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?