What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Honey Nut Cheerios™.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?