What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Hop in.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?