What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What shape is bad at driving?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?