What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do fairies always drink?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do stars go to college?
How can you make 7 even?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?