What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?