What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
How do you grill cheese?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a dog's favorite city?