What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How did the toad die?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?