Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Which state is the cleanest?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What dog never pays attention in class?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?