Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What birds make average students?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?