Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
It's into the classics.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
We had a discussion about roses.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?